According to Ann Coulter, the arch-conservative Fox News commentator, Sarah Palin had to leave her post as governor of Alaska because she's a "huge, huge star" and has outgrown her position there. Too many people love her in the lower 48, Coulter says, and Palin owes it to them and to her herself to come on down and share her greatness beyond that enormous, rinky-dink state up north.

Ann Coulter looks and talks (and writes) like a whiny sorority girl at a party, drunk on vodka cranberries and determined to make you understand why her best friend, like, totally deserves to be class president. "I mean, she's like totally awesome, you know? And she's like way more popular than you'll ever be, so you know, just accept it. You know you love her."

Except more and more Americans don't love her, Ann. She's become a laughing stock, particularly to many in her own party. If you continue hitching yourself to this star, you might just follow her meteoric descent into the annals of political has-beens.