Everyone Wants a PieceRon alerted us on Tuesday of the $5 billion bailout that Larry Flynt and "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis are requesting from the government. "It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America," Flynt said.
Ron asks if anyone and everyone can justify asking for egregious sums from the Fed, where will the madness end?
Meanwhile, Flynt and Francis argue that the nation can't live without porn, so it's imperative that the government help.
It's a stretch to say we can't survive without pornography, but the request isn't all that crazy. If the porn industry relies on a certain amount of money in order to maintain certain standards of health (including regular blood tests), cleanliness on the sets, and income for its performers and crews, then massive cut-backs could result in some dangerous situations.
Plus, with a little more cash in the bank, maybe the industry could finally hire some decent writers to dispense with another hallmark of raunch: that god-awful dialog.
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I think that the Congress would HAVE to set in specific earrmarks to go to script staff.