Much spittle has been spilt over the following John McCain attack ad:

"The One" has been described as racist, xenophobic and even a thinly veiled attempt to sell Barack Obama to evangelicals as the anti-Christ.

However you want to describe it, the truth is that it was brilliantly released at a time in the news cycle when not much is happening. In other words, the McCain campaign got a handsome return on investment with that ad, given all the free publicity and air time it generated by having news shows play the clip over and over again in order to dissect its every frame and reveal its jam packed meanings.

And then he went on and pissed off The Paris ... or actually, it was The Paris' MOM!

I've been asked again and again for my response to the now infamous McCain celebrity ad. I actually have three responses. It is a complete waste of the money John McCain's contributors have donated to his campaign. It is a complete waste of the country's time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs. And it is a completely frivolous way to choose the next President of the United States.

Oh hell yeah, nobody messes with Kathy Hilton's babies. NOBODY!

You know, I don't care what people say about Paris Hilton's bimbo shenanigans. I love her. I think she's mad hot smart and has gamed the fetish Americans have with celebrity and laughed herself all the way to the bank. Sure, the intelligentsia hates her but she's got millions of adoring fans all over the world. 

And that's totally hot. 

You maybe wondering what did Paris do to earn my respect for, like, ever? Grab a cosmo sit back and, like, let me tell how totally hot is La Paris.